Monday, July 9, 2007

I've been thinking about Middle School lately...actually only one part of Middle School. We had something called G.R.E.A.T. Gang Resistance Education and Training. I've just been thinking how hilarious that was. They taught us about various methods GANG BANGERS would use to try to get us to join gangs, and how to say NO and such. If the people who initiated GREAT actually thought more than 5 kids from Htown were actually going to join a hardcore gang, they must have been on crack. Htown is an insanely boring small town... There seriously would have been a much better chance of kids getting their limbs cut off by farm equipment. We should have had Farm Machinery Resistance and Training. F.M.R.T. Watch out fer those thrashers kids!!! They'll getcher arms and then you'll be a garsh derned cripple!

Also... I work with these two oldish ladies at the job I currently hold. I sometimes think perhaps their stupidity could rub off on me, and it's scary. They say things like, "I seen him in the store yesterday".....or, "I says to Larry that he shouldn'ta done that." WHAT THE HELL IS THIS. Every time I hear them say shit like that I want to correct them, but they're old and they don't know any better.
They're funny sometimes though... A guy walked in the room we were working, and he declared, "I'm so hot and sweaty...I don't like it." One of the old ladies then said under her breath, "He must not like sex then..." I immediately burst out in uncontrollable laughter.
Another day they were talking about how they thought black men liked "fat asses". I laughed at them once again...

My thoughts for now. Enjoys...

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